The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.
by newyorknachoenjoyer May 19, 2025
When a child has been dressed or has been taught to dress in one solid color. Like purple shorts with a purple shirt. (Excludes black)
That poor Popsicle kid. Her mom has her in a blue shirt AND blue shorts. OH MY GOSH, her socks are blue too!
by Sweatymoms September 18, 2015
A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis
by Seven71hatesme November 25, 2021
Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"
Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"
Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"
by TheDarbster July 21, 2022
Joe: Hey Bill, have you seen Lucas?
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."
by LXI483 January 31, 2023
by BusFullOfShells June 14, 2015
by El negro 69 February 17, 2018