Word Police

A person compelled to correct written or verbal word usage for political correctness

Hey man, she said you can't use that term because it "offensive".

"Scoffed again by the word police"

by pie r squared October 16, 2020

mensam policem

Gay Person But I Support Him

mensam policem: i am supa gay
JewishPhones: I Am Having Sex With My HOT Girlfriend Oonce But Go Off IG

by JewishPhones November 18, 2020

Edge Police

An Internet police that will arrest you for being edgy. Careful when you make something edgy.

Person 1: I make an epic edgy meme.
Person 2: Careful there, pal. The Edge Police will give you a ticket.
P1: IDGAF.
P2: Don't say I warned you after you're caught.

by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021

Chip police

The chip police is looking for Julia Macias Mocos and and she sleeps on the grass. It’s been four years and they haven’t found her yet. She steals people’s chips.

The chip police is hunting julia mocos down

by julia mocos March 14, 2021

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021

In polite society

Exactly what it means, I.e. being in the company of, or surrounded by, people who know what decorum and social rules are.

Being in polite society is wetter than an otters pocket if the people in said polite society don't follow their own decorum and social rules.

by Sexydimma May 24, 2021

School police

The police that rides down the halls in a Segway and acts like a cheerleader. If there’s a school shooting this guy ain’t gonna do crap.

The school police officer looking stupid AF

by Dum/Dum September 12, 2021