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pleasure mode

My phone went of in class and i left it on pleasure mode for a while
by jon martin March 30, 2004
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pleab

The lower class of Ancient Rome, directly after/below the Patricions.
Pleabs in Ancient Rome were discriminated against by the Patricions.
by thiskidwiththedefinitions February 1, 2016
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Cracka please

When a white man says something another white man finds preposterous, the incredulous white man looks askance & exclaims, "Cracka please!"
Ted: "Lynrd Skynrd was much better than the Allman Brothers."

Stan: "Cracka please!"

cracker incredulous preposterous disbelief unbelievable
by Mike Palomar January 27, 2015
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bitch please

a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"
by Devon March 23, 2005
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oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016
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Pleasure Flashlight

A object that is shaped like a flashlight, but is used for male pleasure. They take the piece of glass of the flashlight, and under it is a skin toned, fake vagina. Males stick there dicks into it. It can also be used as a dildo.
Dude, my pleasure flashlight did me well last night. It's like a girlfriend I wish I could have but never will.
by Zaytes March 16, 2017
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Niger please

Causcasian variant of Nigga please. The phrase "Nigeria please" may also be used. White people cannot say "nigga" without it being followed by s pimp slap. This more white-friendly expression is good for a laugh with your other white friends, but it is inadvisable to use this expression around black people.
Acceptable:
Whitey #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger please!

Not acceptable:
Black person #1: Fiddy Cent is better than Kanye.
Whitey #2: Niger, please!
Black person #1: What the f--- did you just say mutha f---er? (Pulls out 9mm, horror ensues.)
by Sleepy-wan December 21, 2008
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