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Patrick's Long Ass Post

A social media post so long and wordy, it contains TWO "see more" links. A post so long you can land a plane on it.
"You don't have to write dumb ass peacocking PLAPs to get the attention of people online." - Landon Porter, The Sales Gorilla

"That long ass post? I don't read PLAPs." - Everybody

"Did Patrick PLAP again? I ain't reading no book!" - Unknown, but it's funny!
by AmyStarr September 18, 2019
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Pläp

A Swedish abbreviation for "Pung längre än penis" which means ballsack longer than the penis.
Leo: My ballsack is longer than my penis do you guys know why?
Hampus: That's really weird bro.
Mio: Haha you must have "Pläp"
by xX69pläp1337mannen42069Xx October 4, 2019
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Plap

YOO BRO, THAT PENGUINS GOT MAD PLAPS
by PLAPMASTER420 November 23, 2019
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Plans Are Optional

proper noun: a decent podcast made by 3 mildly funny, tired and relatable middle aged nerds who struggle with recording equipment, but still make it work.
them: Are you listening to any podcasts right now?

me: Plans Are Optional.

them: Why don't you just say no, instead of trying to sound mysterious?

me, sighing: -_- no, thats the name of a podcast, Plans Are Optional.
by frankieluvsasuke October 28, 2019
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Plap

The city of Portage la Prairie, a fucking bullshit place in Manitoba, the cops are jokes, the school system is the same, and a huge meth problem, it’s also called the city of possibility, but that’s because there’s nothing fucking here, we have a big coke can and a hockey stadium, a few bars, a shitty art gallery, and a museum about our history, and a bunch of retirement homes, so if you hate yourself, come by!
Yo did you hear the plap city rollers (roller skate team) disbanded because they didn’t have enough players

Eh whatever man it’s not like they were good anyways
by The canola man March 11, 2020
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Papso

Last name of one Filip. It means perfection. It originated in times of german tribes. User of this last name is taller than most of dudes around him.
Wow that Filip is really tall he must be Papso.
by Pamcela April 28, 2020
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Plap

To plap - a light hit, using the whole hand, can be done in a playful manner. Often done to attract attention. Cats are often seen doing this.
The cat plapped the human, because it wanted food
by PigeonChicken May 6, 2020
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