Kittle-picturing

The act of deliberately elongating an already overlong and dull story by asking obtuse questions regarding the minutiae of said story.

Dull man; So I was wandering down the street an...
Kittle-picturer; How fast were you walking?
Dull man; Erm...I don't know, walking speed..anyway I was walking down the stree..
Kittle-picturer; Was the street busy? Were you on the pavement or in the road?
Dull man; ....you don't want to hear the story do you?...are you kittle-picturing?

by spider monkey May 19, 2009

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took my picture

when a dress-wearing female parts her legs for a view of her underclothing.

Becky took my picture today as I sat across from her at lunch.

by hofferstadt May 27, 2009

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Parody profile picture

When a profile picture is out of the ordinary and different from the others in the past.

“Did you see Dave’s new profile pic? He’s never serious in his pics. It has to be a parody profile picture.”

by VivaEspana1 March 20, 2021

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Gel Picture

When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.

Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today

Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture

by Made Werritt September 8, 2020

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National Send Dick Picture Day

Send consensual dick pictures to people you’re comfortable with.

People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend

• best friend

• side pieces

• special someone

Person 1: May I send you a dick picture for national send dick picture day

Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*

by Dairylover69 November 10, 2020

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