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Paralyzed

The worst possible situation a person can be in.
"Du er paralyzed og du vil aldrig gå igen"
by The Paralyser April 20, 2018
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Phalanges

The name of the bone that is at your Fingertips, literally. This silly word can often be used in substitute for a cuss word, or just said for the fun of it. There is no absolute definition of "phalanges" in the funny context, as it is a word that is just randomly brought up. It may be considered an onomatopoeia.
"Ahhh phalanges I left my car keys in the house!"
"Phalanges! You just stepped on my toe!!"
by Itsjadeyall July 11, 2018
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Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.
That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!
by Sundiegan July 17, 2018
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Parallel Suckage

Adjective

1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"
by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018
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Parallax

When someone opens a single car window and you can hear the wind vibration.

The problem can only be solved by opening another window.
"That's parallax" - Dad
by dcz September 14, 2019
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paralyzed pussy

Paralyzed pussy: the female version of blue balls.
“Tony from tinder left me with a paralyzed pussy after he busted only 4 strokes in. I had to use a vibrator to finish myself off after he left.”
by Squinty October 13, 2019
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PeraltaBoyle

A bellend who doesn't know that frosted tips arnt cool. Also these kind of people also happen to end up dating people way out their league. They also can be very stupid and adopt kids from russia
OI Jamie your such a Peraltaboyle you bellend
by TheRealAdamSandler November 10, 2019
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