PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

by James OQueefe July 5, 2018

Phantom Arcade

The artist and animator of the hit game Friday Night Funkin' working alongside ninjamuffin99, evilsk8tr, and Kawai Sprite

Guy 1: Man, Phantom Arcade is such a cool animator!
Guy 2: I know, right? And his animations are so funny!

by such a weirdo October 20, 2021

phantom hug

being able to feel the feeling of getting hugged/having someone hug you when you haven’t been physically hugged

“he was so lost in his thoughts about how much he misses her, he started feeling phantom hugs”

by Ace the orange December 12, 2022

Phantom Chat

On facebook,when someone deletes themselves from your page leaving one sided conversations like you're fucking talking to yourself.

I'd better delete my comments,asshole deleted themselves now it looks like I'm having a Phantom Chat.

by JoeNJ2 March 1, 2015

Phantom scruncher

An apple scruncher who is illusive and gets away with it-phantom scruncher

Phantom scruncher

by Juulman May 23, 2019

phantom feces

Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.

"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."

20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."

by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017

Phantom turd

Faeces that disappears around the u-bend without flushing, leaving no trace it had ever been there.

I know I've just had a shit, but it's a phantom turd!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004