penis

Long, shaft-like, love-making tool just right for sticking into a girl's ass, vagina, or mouth, whichever you prefer

Laura loves to get it in the mouth and in the vagina

by Doobie June 2, 2003

penis

the penis is often used for pleasure of the sex mate.(hopefully a girl). The penis iis not always used for sexual intercourse. It can also be rubbed or stroked for a certain period of time and then it will shoot white stuff known as cum, jizz, or jizzy fizz. The female can also rub it for you to make it come even faster. The penis can basically be shoved in any hole of the female or male body. Most men enjoy the blow job or the vagina sex. You can also do some anal which i assure you will not get the female pregnant.

I shoved my 12 inch penis up my girlfriends vagina and got her pregnant.

I put the condom on my penis

My sister rapidly stroked my penis

by chad282828 March 25, 2007

penis

Ok, its long, hard, has a big head, and gets bigger everyone and a while. Plus he throws up a lot, especially into girls mouths.

My penis is aroused

by Big COCK December 12, 2003

Penis

The most vital part on my body ova dan my hand lol.
Has many nicknames such as gigglestick luvplank purple helmet warrior an my personal fave Hank the Wankplank

ooo Hanks needsa rubbin

by MeAd November 3, 2003

penis

The thing that hangs between your legs that people like to have sex with. Very good for peeing wile your having sex and good to suck on.Any by the way, did i forget to say it's the BEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can i suck your little fucking penis?

by PENISinYOURmouth June 28, 2006

penis

something that if its too small, it will be rejected by a female.

did you hear about josh, he has a small penis, im breaking up with him

by xTJxFTWx August 6, 2011

Penis

The most overstated organ in the history of the human species.

Men think the rest of the world cares about their penis.

by Jammoe April 8, 2006