by TheRealKq January 4, 2018
Get the Snacky Penguinmug. Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.
They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.
They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.
Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.
They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.
Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!
Did they make weight??
Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!
What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.
U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!
Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
Did they make weight??
Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!
What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.
U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!
Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
by The squash PUMA November 13, 2016
Get the penguin herdmug. Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.
by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018
Get the Paper Penguinmug. A BRILLIANT game in which a small penguin population is knocked off of an iceberg for the entertainment of its sadistic players
Interviewer: What would you say is your life’s greatest achievement?
Interviewee: Winning the 2023 World Penguin Game Championships OBVIOUSLY🙄
Interviewee: Winning the 2023 World Penguin Game Championships OBVIOUSLY🙄
by Leinad11 August 4, 2023
Get the penguin gamemug. Similar to ski poling by a girl, but a guy sitting between 2 girls and fingering them backhanded. Hands and arms flailing away like a penguin flapping his wings, trying to fly.
Tom was sitting between these two girls on the couch, looking like a flying penguin, with his hands between their legs hammering away.
by QQQQ55 February 10, 2022
Get the flying penguinmug. A female penguin who is a lesbian so it fucks other female penguins so it's kinda like a human lesbian
Male penguin:woah look at that penguin she's hot
Friend of male penguin:don't dude that's a lesbian penguin
Male penguin:FUCK
Friend of male penguin:don't dude that's a lesbian penguin
Male penguin:FUCK
by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019
Get the lesbian penguinmug. Strangers who flock to single person, or group of people, with the hopes of being able to take a hit of their joint.
...As soon as I lit my joint in the smoking area, two Stoner Penguins came waddling over and asked to join our circle...
by Beautiful-Rock September 18, 2018
Get the Stoner Penguinmug.