Cactus in a parade

Something that just doesn't belong.

What's with the share button on pornhub? I don't know man, it's a cactus in a parade man.

by Cjepson August 8, 2019

Buried my parakeet

A morbid way of saying that you got laid, by inserting your genitalia into another's.

Chad 1: WAZZZUUPPP MA DUDE, HOW WAS LAST NIGHT?
Chad 2: DUUUUUDE, I BURIED MY PARAKEET LAST NIGHT!!
Chad 1: DUDEEE, MY RIP'S :'(
Chad 2: DUDEEE, BY THAT I MEAN THAT I GOT LAID! WITH A 8/10 MAY I ADD
Chad 1: EPIC DUDEEE

by MarnaTheDweller March 28, 2020

Circle K parade

When the gas station runs out of gas and cars do laps the pumps, then drive off.

I love when we run out of gas. There's a Circle K parade every few minutes.

by Jas-ist May 10, 2021

Sivanujan Sivaji Paramesawaran

Hasn’t eaten in 5 years and stains from Asda

Sivanujan sivaji paramesawaran has got main character energy

by Minal Bhati May 31, 2022

whore parade

consists of:brittany, taylor, ali, lark, meghann at our high school; all are drunk cumdumpsters

look its the whore parade

by blakinok January 11, 2009

Ticker Tape Parade

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.

I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!

by Woodside Billy April 8, 2009

parakeeting

parakeeting-/par-a-keet-ing/ v. a rare talent of spontaneously and sporadically falling asleep for only a few seconds at a time while sitting up, may have some relation to narcolepsy.

"Man, I was so tired last night, I kept parakeeting while trying to catch up on Downton Abbey."

by M. Mamoon November 5, 2014