ParaDew

A meme streamer who makes the same jokes everyday

Person 1: "Hey ParaDew" is live! Person 2: "HOOO LEEE I can't wait to sayJoel!"

by CEO of ParaCells November 24, 2022

Phone Parade

One of the most popular multi-player cell phone games available to our nation's youth. It really only serves as an introduction to the world of cell phone gaming. (Such as phone party)

The rules are as follows: all players place their phones in the center of the table. All phones are carefully inspected (by a neutral party, if possible), and the person with the smallest phone wins.

"After you left the BBQ last night all twelve of us sat down and played a kickin' round of phone parade! You shoulda been there, man!"

by Professor Faggot Q. Boring May 31, 2006

Parking Paranoia

A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.

"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"

"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"

by Beezy M July 16, 2009

rain parade

The act of flailing hundreds of dollar bills in succession into the air with a group of baller buddies after the build up of a trance song in a dance club. Best done on the dance floor while watching the broke-ass douchebags try to pick up your bills to pay for their shitty beers.

Alex: The beats about to blow, ready boys?
Alen: Stunt like you mean it bitches.
Steve: THUMBS UP LETS DO THIS - RAIN PARADE!!!

by paradigm June 9, 2011

thot parade

A group of females (usually in college) wearing skimpy and revealing outfits walking the streets looking for a party. They may be drunk or looking to get drunk.

Boy: Hey its thirsty Thursday!
Other Boy: Oh Boy! Time for the weekly thot parade!

by Jsunshine October 3, 2015

Puerto Rican Day Parade

Montgomery Brogan's least favorite parade.

"Worst parade in the fucking city", said Montgomery Brogan of the Puerto Rican day parade, to himself in the mirror right after the Enron assholes and right before the Dom-in-i-cans.

by nyc14gauge1 August 21, 2008

parand

a female with a large rear end; a girl whose booty protrudes enormously posteriorly.

"homie G, did you see the parand on that chick? I'd smash.

by xiphoid process November 29, 2007