Matthew Paradox

this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay

Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox

by MattyboyoXDFAM June 9, 2022

Björkian Riot Paradox

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.

Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."

by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

The Broadway Paradox

This is some kind of advanced mathmatics us mear mortals can not comprehend. When the estimator bids the job wrong, takes half of your workers, moves up the compition date and wants twice the amount of work finished on time.

This is some kind of advanced mathmatics us mear mortals can not comprehend. When the estimator bids the job wrong, takes half of your workers, moves up the compition date and wants twice the amount of work finished on time. The Broadway Paradox

by Lakeside4life September 27, 2018

The Recommendation Paradox

We live in a time where options for the consumption of entertainment media is extremely saturated. We have never had more choice.

So much so, that the general person typically requires a significantly high level of encouragement from a variety of sources to reach the threshold of “giving in” to a recommendation by consuming the piece of media in question.

The problem is, the threshold is so high, that by the time one “gives in” they are often disappointed, as often no piece of media is able to meet the exaggerated levels of hype required to push the person to consume it in the first place.

Thus, the human race is effectively broken in our capacity to effectively deliver recommendations as there only exists two states. Underselling, and overselling.

“Jono has been telling me to play Hades like everyday for the past 6 months, I finally gave in and it wasn’t that good.”

“Well I guess that’s just the recommendation paradox for ya!”

by Maait96 February 28, 2021

The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.

Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.

by ThePissDisintegrationParadox July 31, 2022

Paradoxasaur

A creature that, if you believe in it, it exists. If you believe it doesn not exist, then it exists.

"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.

by allatropic February 10, 2007

hot babysitter paradox

Your wife hires a hot babysitter but the only reason she's there is because you're not going to be

Eric is struggling with the hot babysitter paradox, at least his boys wont turn out to be gay!

by ILikeMushroomz September 25, 2010