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ethan´s a pedophile

etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old
Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile
by CraZYDuck26 January 23, 2025
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Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.
That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.
by anonymous July 29, 2025
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Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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Pedophile

Michael Jackson is a pedophile.
by justanotherblole May 3, 2022
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debate pedophile

Someone who engages in bad faith argument.
by mWmW dot November 17, 2023
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Pedophile Clan

A group of child molesting hackers within Canada that can seen censoring content creators and streamers by dumping money into gold and socially engineering institutions into censoring them, these child molesting hackers can be seen in hundreds of videos on youtube across numerous channels, these child molesting hackers that have been embezzling funds out of the Canadian dollar for the gold backed ruble have still not been charged to date
I heard about the Liberal Hivemind getting targetted by the pedophile clan, they literally wont play 2 videos of his in a row, its unfortunate that Canada has been seen defending these child molesting losers hacking people
by TheAnalBeadUser August 27, 2025
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Pedophile

Pedophiles are awesome and humble senior citizens who like to take care of the children all the time.
They love them and yes they love them.
Kim Kardashian: Kanye is
Pete: Yup a fucking pedophile , that's why you left him ballin' right?
by Dylan Achiles May 19, 2022
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