From amusing to terrifying, outside jokes incisively reveal a speaker's deficiency and usually highlight their gifuckingnormous douchebaggery. While different eras would have forgiven or simply forgotten such excretory gems (you can't make this shit up), the rise of internet blogging, cutesy Daily Show quips and a President who planned 9/11 in alliance with Israel (see this is an outside joke!), The oughts became larded with pathetic irony purveyors. Though we may have left the golden age (or festering shit swamp) of outside jokes, examples are available anytime Barack Obama expresses outrage, a college student describes themselves as spiritual but not religious, or when a middle aged basketball scout salivates over a nineteen year old "physical specimen".
by Somefinds April 6, 2009
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A phrase and/or game similar in meaning to "Deez Nutz" in which one person, usually a young male, makes a comment to another person, usually a young male, including the name Otis. When the second male says "what" or "huh" or in any way stutters or stumbles, the first male answers with "Oh dis dick in you mouth!!!" This is usually done loudly in a well populated areas. Extra sentenses can be added to add to the embarrasment of the receipient for extra effect.
A phrase and/or game similar in meaning to "Deez Nutz" in which one person, usually a young male, makes a comment to another person, usually a young male, including the name Otis. When the second male says "what" or "huh" or in any way stutters or stumbles, the first male answers with "Oh dis dick in you mouth!!!" This is usually done loudly in a well populated areas. Extra sentenses can be added to add to the embarrasment of the receipient for extra effect.
Person 1 - You got a message from Otis today.
Person 2 - Otis?
Person 1 - Oh Dis dick in you mouth!!! It feels so good!! You know you like it!!!
Person 2 - Otis?
Person 1 - Oh Dis dick in you mouth!!! It feels so good!! You know you like it!!!
by Scrapp Dog April 16, 2008
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Worny outing - means to gambol fully clothed as opposed to skinny dipping which is to bathe ‘au natural’
Not to be confused with “horny outing” which is to gambol naked!
Worny outing - means to gambol fully clothed as opposed to skinny dipping which is to bathe ‘au natural’
Not to be confused with “horny outing” which is to gambol naked!
by la_spice June 30, 2008
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by Solecon January 1, 2005
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Muslim guy: Inshallah, we will take over Europe and America and establish a strong Islamic caliphate under Sharia law.
Random good guy: Outshallah that shit you muzzie! We will nuke you to extinction before that happens.
Random good guy: Outshallah that shit you muzzie! We will nuke you to extinction before that happens.
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