Corporate Toast

A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.

So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.

This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.

by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009

Shrimp Toast

1. Commonly known as an appetizer.
2. A pet name or insult for someone who is short in stature.

"Did you see how tall that person is? Talk about a Shrimp Toast!"
"Hey SHRIMP TOAST, gimmie your lunch money!"
"Sorry Shrimp Toast, yah too short for the ride!"

by Mental_Stew August 31, 2023

toasted vagina

when you wanna up your pussy game so you put ur vag in a toaster

boy: do you got that toasted vagina?
me: hell fuckin ya

by analdestroyed July 13, 2017

Toasted O's

Getting extremely baked with your sex partner, and having a SERIOUS set of multiple orgasms.

She sez: "Hey, wanna get together and have some Toasted O's tonight?"

by Girl Toy September 23, 2011

toasted western

A black dude wearing a cowboy hat or dressed as a cowboy

Man did you see that toasted western walk by?

by silkycoinpurse January 25, 2014

Toasted Burrito

The act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. When the female vagina becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. Instead of applying the standard KY or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for Vick's vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.

Kelsey is walking weird since Eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.

by Faster Eddie March 28, 2011

Flesh Toast

When human flesh isn't around, eat some great flesh toast, with real fleshy taste added.

Flesh toast! A great way to start the morning

by Markus Grey April 4, 2010