pole smoking

Performing an act of fellatio. This could relate to humans, animals or anything with a dong.

The girls are coming over tonight to get some pole smoking lessons from yours truly. I can't wait to blow a big load on their faces.

by ioscott July 06, 2011

rusty pole

Directly after having anal sex with your buddy's little sister, you stuff your cock in her mouth.....thus creating a rusty pole.

"Dude, I gave your sister a rusty pole last night...the best part was she liked it"

by MC Killbot 5000 October 09, 2005

Arctic poling

When one takes a penis sized piece of feces, freezes it, then proceeds to use it as a dildo.

I couldnt answer the phone because I was busy arctic poling.

by B_Diddy October 25, 2006

pole hugger

A female stripper at a gentleman's club

I heard that Jane dropped out of college and is working late at night as a pole hugger.

by 2ndLGS June 17, 2010

Barber Pole

When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.

Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.

by Harry Paratesties September 21, 2006

North Pole

Referencing a lawsuit concerning Bernard Madoff and allegations of cocaine trafficking, the term 'North Pole' applies to a place where there is abundant cocaine use. This draws attention to the similarities between cocaine and snow and references the fact that the north pole is, obviously, quite a snowy place.

"Hey, man, can I score some blow?"
"Of course! You know it's the North Pole up in this bitch!"

by BizzleforShizzle October 22, 2009

Monkey pole

The Penis of a Monkey

That Mike T kid sure likes sucking Monkey Pole

by CO May 16, 2003