Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.
Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.
by Communizm April 5, 2017
Get the sesh minionmug. The headquarters of Sesh, which is located in Bristol UK, and is run and maintained by the core of the never ending sesh crew. Sesh HQ is where all the never ending sesh action happens on a 24-7 basis, ie dirty Turkeys , hooners, the seshipe, pints of rish-rouge, nitrous oxide balloons, butane huffing, glue sniffing, and anything else that gets you monged. HQ is full of seshlords, cheeky little sauce bottles, naughty little numbers, blasting 24-7 arse mother fuckers, and inspirational human beings. Eating, sleeping, water, sesh non-enthusiasts, mine sweeping, camping and opening the blinds are all banned, all the house plants are dead, and the music runs 24-7 like a motherfucker, with top notch bangers blasting out relentlessly. The neighbours keep complaining about a party that has been going on for more than 3 years, with seshlords and absolute legends coming and going at all hours. HQ inspires and gives orders to sesh soldiers worldwide, who are fighting in the ongoing struggle to be constantly off their pickle. It also has the pioneers of the seshipe and other drug accumulation recipes living there and working hard on new sesh recipe material on a daily basis. Impeccable technique, high grade shit, accumulated sleep deprivation and verbal diarrhea are all major parts of the skill set required
to soldier at sesh HQ. I ❤️ the sesh.
to soldier at sesh HQ. I ❤️ the sesh.
Fresh orders just in from Sesh H.Q. All sesh non enthusiasts are to be treated as hostiles and are to be engaged on sight."
by Spiritualist June 27, 2021
Get the Sesh H.Q.mug. A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019
Get the Cigar Seshmug. The act of consuming high quality cannabis and coffee at the same time as one would do in a coffee shop in Amsterdam. An Amsterdam Sesh sets itself apart from the typical "Hippie Speedball" as the substances consumed are ethically sourced and only of the highest quality.
Call me a yuppy but I just picked up some fair trade Guatemalan and some organic Dutch Treat flower. I am so down for an Amsterdam Sesh.
by anonymous May 24, 2024
Get the Amsterdam Seshmug. by NST747 July 1, 2021
Get the sesh gauntletmug. Noun. An extended period of "edging", or masturbation without ejaculation; often attended by close friends and associates. Edging can have many benefits, including:
1. Increased Pleasure: By building up sexual tension over a longer period, the eventual orgasm can be more intense and pleasurable.
2. Improved Control: Regular practice of edging can help individuals learn to control their sexual response, which can be beneficial for those who experience premature ejaculation.
3. Enhanced Sexual Experience: Edging can add variety and excitement to sexual activities, enhancing the overall experience for both partners.
4. Better Understanding of Sexual Response: It allows individuals to explore their own sexual response cycle and understand what stages of arousal they experience, leading to better sexual self-awareness.
5. Strengthens Pelvic Muscles: The practice can involve starting and stopping stimulation, which can help strengthen pelvic floor muscles over time.
6. Potential for Multiple Orgasms: For some, edging can lead to experiencing multiple orgasms once they do allow the climax to occur.
An edge sesh provides opportunity for mutual edging, which is known to build trust, strengthen relationships and create lasting memories between participants.
It's important to note that the benefits of edging can vary from person to person, and what works well for one individual might not work for another.
1. Increased Pleasure: By building up sexual tension over a longer period, the eventual orgasm can be more intense and pleasurable.
2. Improved Control: Regular practice of edging can help individuals learn to control their sexual response, which can be beneficial for those who experience premature ejaculation.
3. Enhanced Sexual Experience: Edging can add variety and excitement to sexual activities, enhancing the overall experience for both partners.
4. Better Understanding of Sexual Response: It allows individuals to explore their own sexual response cycle and understand what stages of arousal they experience, leading to better sexual self-awareness.
5. Strengthens Pelvic Muscles: The practice can involve starting and stopping stimulation, which can help strengthen pelvic floor muscles over time.
6. Potential for Multiple Orgasms: For some, edging can lead to experiencing multiple orgasms once they do allow the climax to occur.
An edge sesh provides opportunity for mutual edging, which is known to build trust, strengthen relationships and create lasting memories between participants.
It's important to note that the benefits of edging can vary from person to person, and what works well for one individual might not work for another.
by Edgepert March 20, 2024
Get the edge seshmug. when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.
Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?
Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?
Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!
by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009
Get the sarcash awk seshmug.