sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023

hoc-block

Douchebags who obstruct the view of a hockey game by moving around and getting out of their seats without waiting for the whistle. Most hoc-blocks include first time hockey spectators, drunk assholes, and families with small children (which are the only acceptable hoc-blocks).

"Dude these hoc-blocks need to sit the fuck down, I can't see the game!"

by riaaa17 February 1, 2010

Rig Block

The action of a large 18 wheel rig turning into a highway without regard to traffic simply because their vehicle is considerably larger than yours.

Driver: "What the hell does he think he is doing?"
Passenger: "We just got rig blocked"

by jrscag May 22, 2009

Flop block

When someone raises pre flop in a game of Texas Hold'em poker, trying to block other players from seeing the flop for cheap.

He flop blocked the table by betting one hundred dollars pre flop and then showed pocket aces, why does he have to be such a flop blocker?

by Daniel Spahettian June 8, 2014

Listener's Block

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"

Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.

by simbrose May 20, 2011

mocha blocked

Being blocked from picking up your beverage at your favorite coffee house by any of the following: 1) someone who just plants themselves in front of the beverage bar way before they can expect their drink, 2) someone too busy talking on their phone to pickup their drink and get the hell out of the way, or 3) someone too busy flirting with the barista to get the hell out of the way.

Sorry I'm late. I got mocha blocked at Starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.

by Hey_Hey April 13, 2010

coke-block

When another restaurant goer steps in front of you preventing you from gaining access to the soda fountain. Either due to their indecisiveness or total lack of self-awareness.

Guy #1: Dude, where have you been? Our food is getting cold.

Guy #2: Sorry, that girl totally just coke-blocked me over there!

by mma206 September 17, 2010