Asking for a tour

Means she/he wanna fuck. Or sent pics

Jesse is asking for a tour, what does that mean??

Means he wanna smash

by Toursfor$69 December 25, 2020

Tour Bus Fantasy

The fantasy (usually due to substances) that your in a rock bands tour bus. These fantasy's tend to include; Partying, Rock 'n Roll Music, Women, Passion, Drinking, and an intense need to whip your hair around.

This morning I woke up in Vegas, my head is buzzing so bad. I don't remember what happened but all I know is Tour Bus Fantasy is a good time.

by RPTJ January 10, 2025

norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017

Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.

I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip

by Skimpies On Tour May 26, 2016

Art tour

A sexy latvian man who still only have one testicle

art tours for lief

by Blobigga January 25, 2019

2008 Europe Tour

Heroin overdose in mommy's basement

What did you do during the weekend my good Sir?
- I was on the 2008 Europe Tour

by Hankuman Bajen August 17, 2017

Diarrhea Tour

Finding multiple random places to have a bowel movement

My dog ate my daughters toys, then went on a diarrhea tour of my house to get rid of them.

by Lilstew5 November 14, 2012