jesus has a huge cock😱
by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 23, 2021
Jesus, is a man that will take your belongings and claim that it's his. Especially when it comes to girls. He will definitely steal your girl super quick. although, when he does still your girl, he will treat her like a princess and then leave her after a couple days. Jesus is a heart-breaker like any other man, but a real dangerous one. Also really lazy.
by ali gonzales January 04, 2018
a christian leader, or known as the son of Christ. he is known for dying on a cross and rising again after three days.
by kitty kat >:) October 22, 2015
by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020
Sucks cock whilst eating a bowl of chicken chow mein usually on a soothing sunday before a hard day for school and after monday he fucks a nigger
Jesus is a big boy
by Penisbumhole September 05, 2021
jesus is the best
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