The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with one or more couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in awkwardness as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no other friends. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).
by Lexodus August 4, 2010
Get the Ol' Five-Wheelsmug. built on a strong formula of 50% alcohol 50% whatever the Fcuk you can find within an arms reach this thing will have you boot scootin..big time soupn and ketamine scoopin!!!..
by Absence of light October 21, 2018
Get the Nasty ol brewmug. Your wife or significant other who after having children or just plain flat out let her self go resembles a Large Swine of the female variety. Typically evidenced by the visible presense of blubber rolls. Also often can be seen laying on her side on the couch with a bag of potatoe chips watching Television rather than exercising.
by edentulous artist April 18, 2009
Get the Big 'Ole Sowmug. When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.
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by Misterbater August 14, 2019
Get the Ol Lemon Zestermug. Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017
Get the Ol Turkey Tugmug. by poo inator February 1, 2006
Get the a big ol' vagmug. by HotPocket3390 August 16, 2012
Get the Jose Olemug.