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White Girl Noise

The sound of a one-way conversation a white girl has with you that is so uninteresting that it merely becomes static in the back of your mind, while you nod and pretend to pay attention.
Girl: My iPhone broke, and my mum won't pay to fix it, which sucks because now I can't afford my daily mocha-chino latte from Starbucks...... blah blah blah

Guy: *thinks* Man, this chick just doesn't fucking shut up, I'll nod and hope she doesn't realise what she's saying is just white girl noise.
by RectumViolator April 16, 2014
mugGet the White Girl Noisemug.

The Mac Eject Noise

The sound that a computer made by Apple makes when ejecting a CD/DVD. This noise just so happens to be better than sex. Even sex with Gary Oak, and trust me, that is good sex.
So, the other day my girlfriend was giving me oral, but no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't blow my top :(

She was at it for 40 minutes and it had reached the end of that Marvin Gaye album. Low and behold as she ejects the CD from my mac, pow right in the kisser!!

She doesn't like the taste, it was bad. She now hates The Mac Eject Noise :(
by Sithspitz November 8, 2011
mugGet the The Mac Eject Noisemug.

reverse noise

by Booty May 31, 2004
mugGet the reverse noisemug.

kill dat noise

means to shut tha fuck up.Use by MC Shan and the juice Crew derected to Boggie down Production in the 80s or 90s when KRS-One made the song South Bronx.
"South Bronx Kill Dat Kill Dat Noise"
by Fatboy Ray November 7, 2006
mugGet the kill dat noisemug.

The Pee-Noise Problem

1.) A constant feeling that the noise of one's pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests...suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong.

2.) A sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. If your pee-noise suddenly becomes less manly, talk to a doctor.
Man one: **loud and thunderious pee noise**
Man one's thoughts: Thank god I don't have the pee-noise problem

Man two: **high pitched pee noise"
Man two's thoughts: Does this mean I got a small dick? Maybe he just has a small dick hole... why do I have a small dick hole? Do small dick holes mean small dicks? HOW SMALL IS TOO SMALL FOR A HOLE TO BE THE SMALL HOLE OF A SMALL DICK!!?????
by SmallGlovesSmallSocks March 29, 2011
mugGet the The Pee-Noise Problemmug.

signal to noise ratio

1.)A term used in physics to describe the amount of information extracted from an electro-magnetic signal compared the information orginally introduced into that signal.
2.)term used by psuedo-erudites to describe the degree of usefulness found in communications by media, individuals or otherwise.
1.)Hey Jim, this stereo set up is fucked. I'm pumping out 200W but my system sounds like a transistor radio. That is one fucked up signal-to-noise ratio.

2.)Typically, a demogague actually benefits from non-sensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the signal-to-noise ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually reign them in.
by Raul and JonG August 28, 2003
mugGet the signal to noise ratiomug.

make some noise

please welcome our next entertainer...
Usually used in black "urban" variety shows like "Showtime at the Apollo"
Everybody make some noise for Jodeci
by Not a moron like you December 22, 2004
mugGet the make some noisemug.

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