Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.
I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.
by grogboy June 19, 2016
Get the Brain Shartmug. Brain herpes is something unpleasant that you haven't thought of in a while that pops into your head every once in a while. You can't unsee it, unhear it, etc. Once you contract a brain herpes, it is with you for life.
Examples of brain herpes include: goatse, that fucking Barbie Girl song, the image of when you walked in on your parents mid-coitus, etc.
by Pho King Guy June 2, 2010
Get the brain herpesmug. The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.
by Miss Agnes July 1, 2018
Get the Fuzzy Brainedmug. Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.
by G8rSoftball15 February 10, 2010
Get the Monday Brainmug. Used to refer to someone that is unintelligent.
Derived from people who use creativity as an excuse for their lack of intelligence.
Derived from people who use creativity as an excuse for their lack of intelligence.
James couldn't hold in his frustration at how art brained his friend is.
"Ethan can't comprehend division, he's such an art brain."
"Ethan can't comprehend division, he's such an art brain."
by Axidation February 22, 2022
Get the art brainmug. Pudding Brain is the state that one gets into around Christmas time in the office. This implies that you are preparing for Christmas holidays and in no state to complete any actual work.
Pudding Brain can carry over at any time of year and can be used when you are in no frame of mind to be useful within your place of employment, usually on a Friday afternoon.
Pudding Brain can carry over at any time of year and can be used when you are in no frame of mind to be useful within your place of employment, usually on a Friday afternoon.
For example, "today I have pudding brain" which essentially translates to "I won't be doing anything helpful today because I am lazy."
by RsaHJSDFJKSDRHW April 21, 2017
Get the pudding brainmug. Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!
Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.
Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.
by Lacey13 January 19, 2012
Get the Breeder brainmug.