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alabama corndog

A sexual act involving severing the penis, deep-frying it, coating it in urine, and then shoving it inside the anus of a random passersby. highly dangerous and illegal
brad: i tried to give that hot chick from down the street the alabama corndog
stephen: dude, how are you not dead?!
by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021
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Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.
You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"
by Hackpwn July 6, 2021
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Alabama family

A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.
"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."
by CorriCoral June 19, 2020
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Alabama email

I didn’t like the way the rental agent talked to me so when he stepped away, I sent an Alabama email over the counter.
by VSTN January 7, 2021
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Alabama Surfing

The action of riding your cousin in a bathtub or water bed .
My cousin Stacey wanted to go surfing but, i was horny, so we went Alabama surfing
by Yeetdadyy February 14, 2020
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Alabama Cussclaw

Inserting three fingers from one hand into a woman's pussy and the thumb from the same hand into the anus. When doing this your hand should form a claw, hence the name.
Cussout (creator of the alabama cussclaw):"Get ready, I'm pullin' the Alabama Cussclaw on this pus."
TerrariaExpert22:"Holy Shit!"
by Cussbus April 11, 2016
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Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.
My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.
by mommysmilk April 17, 2021
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