I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette
by Classic Schmosby April 28, 2016

Once upon a time, sock-floppin' was a major fashion "don't."
Sock-floppin' would be all the rage if Angelina Jolie did it.
Sock-floppin' would be all the rage if Angelina Jolie did it.
by cosmickahuna September 1, 2009

a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having sex with promiscuous women laden with various sexually transmited diseases. condom
by dinsker2 January 2, 2009

by quantum restitution September 26, 2018

by BoxCarRacer02 November 20, 2020

Holy shit, that guy on the treadmill is a total sock locker.
I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.
I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.
by Oopsalberry October 2, 2014

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.
Bert: That was amazing!!!
Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*
Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!
Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!
Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*
Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!
Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!
by KingTen87 September 16, 2011
