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Sock roulette

Using your socks as cum rags and then forgetting to separate them from your clean ones
I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette
by Classic Schmosby April 28, 2016
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sock-floppin'

wearing flip-flops over socks, thus making socks very obvious
Once upon a time, sock-floppin' was a major fashion "don't."
Sock-floppin' would be all the rage if Angelina Jolie did it.
by cosmickahuna September 1, 2009
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Sailor Sock

a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having sex with promiscuous women laden with various sexually transmited diseases. condom
Guy 1: "Yo, did you hear Nick banged Tiffany last night?"
Guy 2: "Tell me he used a sailor sock."
by dinsker2 January 2, 2009
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Cuck Sock

When you shit in a sock and have your partner swallow it.
The price to play gearsofhalotheftauto 7 salvation army edition eat a cuck sock
by quantum restitution September 26, 2018
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nea sock

“Dude I used my Nea Sock last night

What the fuck bro why would you tell me that?!”
by BoxCarRacer02 November 20, 2020
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Sock locker

A person who is smelly and disgusting like a locker full of gym socks.
Holy shit, that guy on the treadmill is a total sock locker.

I typed dick licker in my phone and auto correct changed it to sock locker.
by Oopsalberry October 2, 2014
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Glory Socks

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.
Bert: That was amazing!!!

Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*

Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!

Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!
by KingTen87 September 16, 2011
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