rocks for brains

When someone has large rocks in place of an actual brain

"Panglou i can't believe you're that stupid, you have rocks for brains"

by RocksForBrains August 19, 2021

Brain Free

Self Descriptive
Lack of brains

Brainless

1. If I wasn't brain free I'd be a rocket scientist.
2. Bro keep up all that drinking and you will be brain free.
3. I am using brain free as my excuse.
4. We know you're brain free but we still love you.
5. It's awesome. I am so brain free today. I smoked too much dank weed.
6. I could only stand one date with her because she was brain free.
7. Bro if you keep on doing all those beer bongs you'll be brain free.
8. You always lose in beer pong, no wonder why you are brain free.

by iamgrouchysmurf February 6, 2014

Crow Brain

Crow Brain , keeps shiny and useless things or things to put shiny things in.

see "pack rat". keeps anything shiny and mostly useless "i am such a crow brain, i keep old jars"

by sapien_red April 10, 2021

Brain zoned

When a hot girl shows interest in you but only to get answers to homework and cheat off your other school work. Similar to friend zoned

Aj: "Isabella totally likes you bro"
Me: "Nah, she just has me brain zoned. She's copying my homework right now"

by Master gopher January 20, 2015

Dew brain

A condition of forgetfulness, irritability and lowered IQ, caused by an extreme addiction to Mountain Dew.

"Why is Robert such a stupid, forgetful asshole?"

"Just ignore him my dude, he's on that Dew brain."

by hypomonk September 30, 2018

lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.

I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.

by Sue Bell January 13, 2009

Brain STD

When someone is always on your mind and its cannot be stopped/cured. Constant thought about that person means they gave you a Brain STD!

Girl 1:Damn Ricky is so hot! I can't get him out of my mind!
Girl 2: Look's like you got a Ricky Brain STD!

by footballfreak9 August 22, 2011