murgled

When someone is incompitent in what they do

I have recieved the wrong goods, it appears that I have been murgled

by Mr dapper October 23, 2014

Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.

Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."

by bboymono January 28, 2015

Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.

Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.

by darrenpowell187 September 27, 2015

Murley

Murley is a verb used to describe the action of doing in everything in your power to ruin someone's chances with a girl. For example, a cock block.

That guy totally Murley'd me and told that girl I had herpes.

by Smittycayman October 29, 2015

Mufflebush

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

by J-baker June 14, 2016

Mufflebush

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

by J-baker June 14, 2016

Mufflebush

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

by J-baker June 14, 2016