Stage mud

Stage mud the dirt left on a stage after a band has played. You may get on the stage from crowd surfing and end up with Stage mud on your clothes.
The higher the profile of the band the more valuable the Stage mud.

Omg I got Stage mud on my signed white t-shirt last night so stoked!

by Nigzie Dmb March 31, 2019

Pungent Mud

Hot brown lava, clinically known as feces or fecal matter, either human or animal. Often characterized by its unholy aroma.

That cheesy five layer burrito gave me the worst pungent mud.

That fart smells like pugent mud bro.

poop diarrhea dump shit crap

by TheBetch August 25, 2015

mud transfer

to take a dump into another persons asshole

beef: "man i need to deploy a browning"
asian: "sweet i could go for a nice mud transfer"

by lawn defoliate June 15, 2010

youre mud

You’re Mud means that you are bad at something or trash
Commonly used in New zealand and australia.

youre mud
Daniel: Omg did you see my double kill!
Carlos: when did i ask about your double kill you’re mud anyway.

by TheWetPineapple October 22, 2017

Mud sauna

Communal huffing of poop.

When you need the toilet on the train, you never know if it’s gonna be nice n clean, or an absolute mud sauna

by Retarf April 2, 2022

cornelius mud

Poop

With the stories he is telling, we will be waist deep in cornelius mud soon!

by SC-Girly April 10, 2016

Mud Snorkelling

When you place your nose in an anus and snort human faeces through the nose.

Girl: I went Mud Snorkelling last night.
Girl 2: I heard that's really shit.

by Boredom At Work October 24, 2010