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Arctic monkeys

The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-scene’s socks off
by je5u5 October 2, 2005
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Mayo Monkey

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey
Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.
by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017
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mud monkey

from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.
How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.
by bzflag October 12, 2006
mugGet the mud monkeymug.

monkey missle

to hang from the highest point possible at the end of sex and eject semen on to your partner while hanging like a monkey
dude last night wuz crazy this girl took me to her place and i wound up giving her a monkey missle
by anthony skriver November 17, 2007
mugGet the monkey misslemug.

monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.
"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."
by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016
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Incest Monkeys

Two or more people who are closely related, that have a large amount of sex all the time.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about Jim and Kate?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, they totally had sex."
Guy 1: "Incest Monkeys."
by R.J. Harris September 2, 2011
mugGet the Incest Monkeysmug.

Swagger Monkey

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player
person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz
by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010
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