A broad aka homewrecker aka whore previous US president Bill Clinton received head from....I mean sexual relations. If you didn't already know this you must be from outer space or another planet.
by DrillerKilla January 29, 2008
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A very loving girl with a crazy sense of humour. There's no stopping this girl when it comes to making the most out of life. She's very spontaneous and adventurous. She loves cooking and baking cakes and biscuits. Her friends think shes the best best cook and they want to nominate her for Masterchef but she won't agree because she hates being under the spotlight, she prefers to stay lowkey. If you want to befriend Monica, she'll drain you of energy. She's always on the go whether it's swimming, boxing, working out at the gym, collecting and restoring antiques, talking shit with friends at hippie cafes, driving to the countryside to tune with nature and she makes fresh pasta for the whole entire family.She has too many hobbies to mention but her favourite one is chilling out and listening to Neil Diamond, Barbara Streisand,Bob Dylan and the likes, and fantasizing about all the naughty things she'll like to do with he love of her life. God help the man that's going to end up with her because she's the type of girl that will over love and spoil her man to the extent where he will end up dying from love attack. Shes very affectionate and wild. If you see her you would think she's and angel but in actual fact she's a devil in disguise. Apart from that she's fun to be with and very different from other girls. She's very loyal to her friends and family including her man. She'll take a bullet for him even if he was in the wrong.
Jake: "Wow, look at Monica, shes so confident, I want her"
Ben: "nah, don't think about it, shes taken"
Ben: "nah, don't think about it, shes taken"
by Mandalla July 18, 2017
Get the MONICA mug.Rare skin condition that affects one in seven geeks born before 1982* caused by unreliable CRT monitors exploding inexplicably in one's face. The resulting scabs often form in a regular pattern resembling scales, hence the moniker, Lizard.
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.
(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.
(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)
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"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."
by Jimi Phoenix April 22, 2005
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Still doesn't hold a candle to slavesoul when it comes to jaw-dropping anal fistin' live shows, though.
Still doesn't hold a candle to slavesoul when it comes to jaw-dropping anal fistin' live shows, though.
by slavetical June 7, 2003
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Get the Monika mug.The Republican Party's eternal excuse for anything seriously criminal and/or incompetent they indulge in "for the good of America."
Average American: "Why did your President lie us into war and fail to plan for the occupation?"
Republican Blowhard Shill: "Uh...uh...uh...Clinton got oral sex in the White House from Monica Lewinsky and lied about it!"
Average American: "But he didn't--"
RBS: "You're an unpatriotic loony leftie! LA LA LA LA LA!"
Republican Blowhard Shill: "Uh...uh...uh...Clinton got oral sex in the White House from Monica Lewinsky and lied about it!"
Average American: "But he didn't--"
RBS: "You're an unpatriotic loony leftie! LA LA LA LA LA!"
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