Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut off the circulation to the head of your erect penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and start rotating them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then you masturbate so when you cum it causes your balls to burst.

Yeah my friend Timmy lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew.

by DrPepper0202 February 22, 2023

Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut of circulation to the head of your penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and twist and spin them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then masturbate as fast as possible so when you cum your balls burst.

My friend Timmy sadly lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew

by DrPepper0202 February 23, 2023

Mongolian Volcano

Inserting two Mentos into a girl into a girls butt hole and then adding soda.

I’m gonna give you a Mongolian volcano.

by Mongolian Volcano August 23, 2023

Punkhole Mongrel

(Noun) A male or female (usually male) who has indiscriminate sex with any female with a viable hole no matter how dirty or gross.

(Noun) A mongrel, male or female, who consistently pillages punkholes with some sort of phallus (either a penis or strap-on). See "Punkhole" for complete definition.

Guy 1: "Bro, that girl Stevo brought home last night was fucking gnarly, I can't believe he hit that all night."
Guy 2: "I know. I could hear the hard packing noises of her vagina smacking together as he fucked her from downstairs. I barely got any sleep."
Guy 1: "Did you go into his room yet? It smells like a fishery."
Guy 2: "Haha, man. That Stevo is a little Punkhole Mongrel."

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION May 20, 2014

Mouth Mongoling

Mouth Mongoling is when two people are kissing and the lips of one goes inside the mouth of the other. This action is repeated for both sides. Mouth Mongoling is also seen as when someone's mouth goes inside the other person's mouth while kissing.

Mark and Jessica were Mouth Mongoling last night.
OR
Guy 1: "Hey Dude, Mark and Jessica were Mouth Mongoling last night!"
Guy 2: "wow"

by A Drunken Sailor July 19, 2016

Wet Mongolian Trumpet

Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.

John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.

by Radicles The Alien November 27, 2020

Outer Mongolia

When someone has arrived who is very late or when someone gives you an ETA that is extremely long considering they don’t live far away

Where are you coming from, Outer Mongolia?

Where have you come from? Outer Mongolia?

by MilliesCookie November 27, 2021