crotch mongler

a person who constanly grabs peoples crotches, especially when they least expect it

Jack: hey jerry whats up?
Jerry: get the fuck off my crotch you crotch mongler

by Joe Fuji June 17, 2007

booby monger

1) you.

2) someone who mongers boobies.

3) someone who frequents boobies.

chaps is a booby monger.

by Zartanis July 16, 2009

Whore mongerer

One who consumes whores

Damn, that whore mongerer has gone through a thousand women.

by JChase April 10, 2015

Curry Monger

Rishikesh Narayan Girish

Damn I hate that curry monger

by Monger123 June 18, 2019

Fish Monger

Like a Fag Hag, it's a dude who hangs out with only lesbians hoping to be their inevitable dick supply.

I'm really horny and could use some dick tonight. I'm going to call my Fish Monger to come over and service me.

by BlackRex October 10, 2021

Mongolian Buffet

You call on a friend that is not liked by your circle of friends, but is always around anyway. Get them really drunk. Find a dead girl (don't try at home) and place her freshly (1 to 2 days old is the best) dead body in a different room on a bed. Have several friends hide in the closet of said room. Tell your friend (victom) that there is a really drunk girl in the other room sleeping and if he orally pleasures her he is guarenteed a bit of "the ol' in and out." Now when you friend starts to get busy on her south bound action all you friends come running out the closet and jump on her stomach. This makes all her internal organs (or mong as it's called after death) come out her box and into his mouth! Hence, the Mongolian Buffet.

never heard of anyone doing the Mongolian Buffet, but my ears are open

by yehudah October 24, 2006

Jew Monger

Soemone who sells jews illegaly on the internet or, secretly seduces jews into sex.

"That dirty Jew monger He makes $500 a jew, while i only get $100 for a dildo"

by J-massa April 8, 2007