Example 1: Wow thats one foxy mong you got on there buddy. Loving the red lace.
Example 2: Bro I got mongs for a great deal this weekend. Now, I won't have any gnarly underwear lines when I wear my jeggings.
Example 2: Bro I got mongs for a great deal this weekend. Now, I won't have any gnarly underwear lines when I wear my jeggings.
by quinoaforlunch September 15, 2016
Get the Mong mug.Mongo (MŌÑ-GÔ) - juggernaut-like male distinguished by heavy masculinity, large stomach and hyperactive sexual habits and tendencies. Mongo is considered an alpha male in many cultures. Known to be bullet proof and highly intelligent, Mongo is feared in many countries across the world.
Mongo uses many tools to control those around him and spread fear into the society, with the main being the oversized cauk that he refers to as the Hissing Viper.
Mongo is the only person in human history to have naturally impregnated male testicles.
Mongo uses many tools to control those around him and spread fear into the society, with the main being the oversized cauk that he refers to as the Hissing Viper.
Mongo is the only person in human history to have naturally impregnated male testicles.
Person1: Oh no its Mongo. Cover your exit tunnel Dude, because he is going to come right in!!!
Person 2: No I dont want the memory of the Hissing Viper in my bowels!!!
Person1: there will be no memory. Once Mongo is done you will be out cold and shredded.
Person 2: No I dont want the memory of the Hissing Viper in my bowels!!!
Person1: there will be no memory. Once Mongo is done you will be out cold and shredded.
by Royal_Rake July 16, 2016
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(adj)to describe something as an infestation of nerdlingers, azns and sluts inhabiting a ghetto.
(noun) A "hot chick" deterrent.
(noun) A "hot chick" deterrent.
(used as adj)Oh god, last night's dance was SO monta vista.
(used as noun)
club security: (stands in the way)Whoa! Whoa, hold it! I'mma havta ask you to leave! The manager doesn't want this place to turn into a monta vista.
ugly guy w/ whore: (walks away in shame)
(used as noun)
club security: (stands in the way)Whoa! Whoa, hold it! I'mma havta ask you to leave! The manager doesn't want this place to turn into a monta vista.
ugly guy w/ whore: (walks away in shame)
by CHAMeleon April 28, 2004
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Get the trans-papal batshit mongo grinder mug.As a White monta vista student surrounded by stuck up over acheivers w/ no life asians (like 73%of the school), i would like to state that the majority of the remaining white population of mv doesn't give two shits to what the asians do or what classes they take. We get by just fine w/ c's.
Asian student: hey what classes u get?
White student: dude y da fuck do u care what u got?
Asian student: calculus, APUSH, Economics, Java, Physics AP-
White student: dude i was lost at what was it calculas? man yer fuckin retarded
White student: dude y da fuck do u care what u got?
Asian student: calculus, APUSH, Economics, Java, Physics AP-
White student: dude i was lost at what was it calculas? man yer fuckin retarded
by Cracka May 6, 2005
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1. Any fast food (not necessarily a burger) that causes nausea, undesired swelling, or a complete loss of all bowel control.
2. A burger that was not made to your order and therefore causes you to be sick or sad.
adjective:
1. A phrase used to describe any event, sight, or idea that may make you sick, nauseous, or ill.
1. Any fast food (not necessarily a burger) that causes nausea, undesired swelling, or a complete loss of all bowel control.
2. A burger that was not made to your order and therefore causes you to be sick or sad.
adjective:
1. A phrase used to describe any event, sight, or idea that may make you sick, nauseous, or ill.
Noun -
Charlie: Dude, is that a huge brown stain on David's pants?
Richard: Yep, looks like he had a mong burger today.
Adjective -
Charlie: Oh dude, this girl last night whipped out her schlong and grossed out everyone at the bar!
Richard: Wow, that's pretty mong burger, man.
Charlie: Dude, is that a huge brown stain on David's pants?
Richard: Yep, looks like he had a mong burger today.
Adjective -
Charlie: Oh dude, this girl last night whipped out her schlong and grossed out everyone at the bar!
Richard: Wow, that's pretty mong burger, man.
by andrewdoesn'tloveyoumuch July 4, 2006
Get the mong burger mug.Mongo is a skateboard pushing style. Mainly used by tools who can't figure out how to skateboard. You push with your front foot instead of your back foot.
by xxchiodosxx1128 April 7, 2009
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