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Mitch

Mitch is the type of person who is there to make you laugh can be considered as a joker he knows how to look after his girl and is quite a popular person, he has some bad habits but everyone does, he knows how to take care of his family and can defend himself really well. He cares a lot for his mother and his brother because they mean the most to him, he can be the type who takes a long time to answer because he is too busy with something else.
Oh that mitch guy yeah he's such a joker
by charlz132 October 24, 2017
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Mitch

An awesome friend who is as strong a fuck and threatens to bash you even though he is joking. he may have a tiny dick but he good friend
he look its mitch
by little broccoli May 18, 2021
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Mitch

Receiving fellatio from a homeless individual.
Brad: I have $20 left, I could really go for a mitch right now
by Terry the berry February 2, 2022
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MITCH

A real looser some one who steals everything not tied down . He puts zero effort into his work usually seen smoking and walking around eating cucumbers with salt. Does not help any of co workers and is a raging alcoholic
That guy is a real Mitch ya know he never helps at work and turns up drunk every morning and does nothing all day what I would expect from a Mitch
by Mitching it May 13, 2022
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Mitch

"Don't be a Mitch."
"You all are a bunch of Mitches!"
by Kitty Canyons August 19, 2016
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Murky Mitch

hypocritical, wishy-washy, feeble

The term Murky Mitch is a reference to Republican Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr. who as Senate Minority Leader of the 117th Congress voted to acquit former United States President Donald J. Trump during his second impeachment trial. The former president was alleged to have incited an insurrection on Capitol Hill on January 6th 2021.

Donald Trump was impeached while in office as the 45th president on January 13th 2021 for the above allegation. Mr. McConnell delayed the Senate impeachment trial for two weeks in order to give Donald Trump's legal team time to prepare. This placed the start of the trial at a time after Mr. Trump's term would have officially ended. The constitutionality of impeaching a former president was contested at the start of the trial, and the Senate voted that the trial was in fact constitutional.

After voting to acquit Mr. McConnell proceeded to proclaim that the reason for his vote was because Mr. Trump was no longer in office and thus could not be impeached. This stance in effect allowed for the evidence brought forth by the prosecution to be completely disregarded regardless of the prior Senate decision that the trial was constitutional.

During Trump's presidency Mitch barely said much about any of the president's conduct. However, during the trial's closing statements he issued scathing remarks about Trump's actions all throughout his term. So to call someone Murky Mitch is in effect calling them a hypocrite.
- Person 1: We need to send immigrants back to their original country!"
- person 2: But isn't your wife from Slovenia? Should we send her back?"
- Person 1: "..."
- Person 2: Murky Mitch"
by jasonbrazen April 1, 2021
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Mitched

lying about getting raped and lying to people all the time and treating women like shit
Hey guys this girl raped, sike you just got mitched
by Tom hollands step sis March 8, 2022
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