National Fuck Mitch Day 

May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.

Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day

Wait I’m Mitch

Go f***yourself Mitch

It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!

National Fuck Mitch Day by Skaterboi1748 May 12, 2020

A Mitch 

An asshole; That guy nobody enjoys being around. Commonly uses the phrase, "Shut up, fag."

"He kept telling me to shut up, and that I was a fag."

"What a Mitch."

A Mitch by Brenda Murphy September 18, 2011

Resting Mitch Face 

When your face looks either like a turtle or Mitch McConnell then you have a Resting Mitch Face or RMF.

"Dude. That guy has a Resting Mitch Face."

"No man. That RMF is Mitch McConnell."

Resting Mitch Face by Namer of Faces February 24, 2019

money mitch 

A money fiend that’ll do anything for a dime or rack. They’ll sell out they own blood and homies for some bread

Tyler: damn Alan you a fuckin money Mitch bro stop selling yo mom old rings

Alan: nah bro I’m good u tweakin dawg

money mitch by MlgWow September 11, 2020

Anal mitch 

To bleach you anus blond to impress the guys

Hey dude I got anal mitch'ed do you want to see my ass hole it's so soft and blond

Anal mitch by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

Daddy Mitch 

A homeschool kid that is bad at rocket league, sweats on apex legends, wears a swimshirt in the pool, eats peanut butter, touches other dudes thighs and is a strange cookie.

Hey Bro have you met Daddy Mitch yet, hes a retard.

Daddy Mitch by Very hot man and also sexy March 19, 2021

Pulling a Mitch 

Dating/hitting on females wayy younger than you

Joe: Wow she's hot!
Devin: Dude.. She's like 9 .. Stop pulling a Mitch

Pulling a Mitch by Rusty muffler 43 July 10, 2014