Throat missile

A steamed gas station hotdog. Usually seagulled down by blue collar workers

I’m headed to grab a couple throat missiles for lunch

by Mealteamsix April 7, 2026

Piss Missile

When someone throwing a football, usually those in high school, forget any sort of form when throwing and just muscle it as hard as they possibly can. This leads to usually 40-60 yard fucking bombs that go anywhere but the recievers hands.

*John runs forward and throws a WILDLY overthrown 55 yard DIME*
Tyler: Holy fuckin' piss missile!

by vennyweenny October 24, 2025

Shit missile

A turd, most often, launched by hand. Most often, the object will belong to/from the thrower.

Bro! Did you see the roof in the men's bathroom? There's something brown stuck right up in there!

It was probably Henry. He's been been launching shit missiles again. What a dickhole! Just don't stay in one place too long and you'll be fine.

by Sharts At Will November 15, 2025

Heat Seeking Tuna Missile

The thing in my pants.

See above for the example for: Heat Seeking Tuna Missile.

by newby0713 December 9, 2009

sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018

milking the missile

Jacking off

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020