mental blue balls

The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.

Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!

You: whats the story guys?

Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny

You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS

by dufbear August 20, 2011

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mental whack picture

a mental snapshot that a man takes of a woman or certain parts of a woman he sees in public so that he can jerk off to the image later.

It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.

by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011

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mental viewfinder

Seeing an image in public so hot that you catalog it in your memory for masturbating later.

Holy shit I was behind Susan in yoga today. I totally put that in my mental viewfinder for tonight’s wank.

by timbre December 5, 2013

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mental day

The act of skipping either a event, such as school, or work, in order to clear your head, and de-stress from the overwhelming reality of life.

(also known as mental day off)

Guy #1: Dude, where were you in school today?
Guy #2: Oh, I was taking a mental day off from all that Calculus work.
Guy #1: I feel you, bro, I feel you....

by crazyjoe30 November 10, 2014

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