Mikey

Mikey is a person that will take up 68% of your mental capacity with a thoughts of the next time he is going to stick his cock inside you because his sweet brown eyes literally consume your whole mind. His artistic personality and his demeanor of being alone is okay because he can always find a way to make everyone around him and himself happy. His smile will drive you wild his laugh will be imprinted in your mind forever. His touch on your back or your thigh will drive you wild and you'll forever be addicted to a Mikey. Whether it's his dry sense of humor, his silly obnoxious side or his need to take a ride you'll instantly fall in love with Mikey's free sprit. He's quiet and keeps to him self which makes him mysterious but that keeps you hooked. Hes compassion and drive for the things he loves keep you inspired. If you have a Mikey and you question his love for you don't and hold on tight because he will be the love of your life.

A Mikey will consume your thoughts.

by Mofun4us Mrs man February 3, 2025

Mikey Meetup

A group of strange weirdos, plural of the noun Mikey (a weirdo)

- Invented by Max Dudson, Auckland

I'm not going to the staff party, its gonna be a Mikey Meetup.

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Mikey The Dog

Sexy little mut with a tight ass. Always happy to see you and always begging for food. Perhcance. the dog may also crawl

I wanna Fuck Mikey The Dog

by IloveMattsDog March 20, 2025

Mikey

A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.

I want to pull that Mikey out of the cupboard and tickle him like a little Oompa Loompa.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

mikey

he is very nice and kind even doe he has fake friends but he is real asf and when you meet him he is charmig and sweet

mikey cool asf

by heybyelol November 23, 2021

mikeys

New slang for money.

Person 1: How's your new job?
Person 2: It's pretty great. I make so many mikeys that I might start tipping my doctor.

by Albamakid103 June 5, 2023

Mikey

A edgy, but lovable guy. He doesnt seem to care about you but he actually wants to squeeze you until you die. He would do anything for you, even commit arson.

Mikey is amazing

by Gummybearsareoverated64 June 11, 2023