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Mikey

Mikey is genuinely such a good person to be around. he’s a great friend and an amazing boyfriend.

if you piss him off he’ll knock you out without a doubt tho
person:What’s your name?
mikey: Mikey!
person:heyyyy ;)
by mommy long legs November 22, 2021
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Mikey

He won’t shut up but loves to wrestle with friends and family.he has good hair but when ever it’s school time he makes it look like a white kids hair (slik back). Loves football and basketball. Usually dark skinned and brown curly hair. He normally where’s no socks and if he does there old and stinky. He can be a buttwhole some times but wonce you get to know him he is a nice and wonderful person to be around. And he only ever where’s small clothes that don’t fit him anymore and his mom has to help him😂(he loses his jacket at school a lot)
Mom: Mikey pick up your clothes
Mikey:ok one second let me die on this game first
Mom:NO RIGHT NOW YOU ALWAYS SAY ONE SECOND
by Mikey_the_buttwhole December 21, 2019
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Mikey

The word derives from popular dhar mahn chareter Mikey, a kid that fakes injury to get out of school. A Mikey is a kid that has problems with Münchausen syndrome.
That kids a Mikey he skipped the exam because he “broke” his arm.
by Wivilswivl December 12, 2021
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Mikey

A really gay cunt. He likes it up the bum. But Alasdair is amazing. Mikey will always be a virgin.
John: Mikey is a fucking gay cunt
by Pp time January 12, 2020
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Mikey

The person who I love with my whole heart. I want to cuddle her forever and protect her from anything ever hurting her.
"Mikey sounds like a keeper"
by Lilith Lills January 14, 2024
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mikey<3

A very awesome, handsome, and funny guy on Discord. If you have a friend named mikey<3 on Discord. You are lucky as hell!
OH MY GOD! IT'S mikey<3!
by Someone called mikey January 29, 2022
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Mikey

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.
Mikey is a 🐝
by Lucid444 December 31, 2020
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