Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 5, 2013

Mi jibs

A phrase used to confuse another person into thinking it is a new phrase and/or type of slang

Emma: "quick Jason's coming "mi jibs my jibs""
Jason: "what does mi jibs mean?"
Emma: "oh you don't know? You obviously aren't down with it"

by Zola May 2, 2015

Mi Tarjeta Verde

Mi Tarjeta meaning green card, it is a slang term used in california and places in mexico near the U.S border meaning your ultimate weapon to achieve success, names after the green card allowing you to legally immigrate to the U.S from mexico.

Mexican:"Hey Pablo, what that in your pocket"?
Other Mexican " Its a grenade, its Mi Tarjeta Verde"

by SlangFang September 24, 2015

Breeze mi dawg

To request of your male friend that he gives you the succ. Mainly requested by males, there are no documented cases of the female gender using this phrase.

Yow, breeze mi dawg!

by Kartoffel Ist November 14, 2016

Di-Mi-Fu

All people in the world called Ben are now horny. Watch out ladies, they're coming for your arses! (Can also be used to describe how a floor looks after being cummed upon.)

Person called Ben: She's kinda hot
Recipient: Di-Mi-Fu
(There is now cum on the floor)

by somethingsexyIdunno November 15, 2016

Mies

Mies is an endangered species that lives on Bergo.

Yesterday Mies told me to fuck off

by möis November 21, 2016

MI

Mi is a very beautiful person who is very kind, she likes school and gets very good grades. Mi is a very sporty person and train almost every day. So if you want a really smart, kind and thoughtful friend, Mi is the best!

Mi

by Lisafisa December 13, 2016