big boy meese mood

when you relate strongly to a moose

big moose 1: did you see what our moose daddy kenny tweeted?

big moose 2: about how hot josh dun is? big boy meese mood

by kennys.big.moose.2 September 4, 2018

mendelsohn

destined to be clueless.

Joe is mendelsohn because he can't fucking spell his last name.

by Joe January 4, 2003

Meese

The plural form of moose; mooses

Meese are known for their abnormally large antlers.

by Stranded Time Lord April 15, 2014

Dirty Mendez

The Dirty Mendez refers to the collection of pubic hair on a man's face after performing cunnilingus.

<this is not an example, rather, the origin of The DIrty Mendez>

A friend of mine, his last name is Mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first.

The hairs were thin and at first resembled pubes. We teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face.

I said, "Instead of the Dirty Sanchez, you have the Dirty Mendez." The rest is history.

by The Horny Owl August 19, 2008

menser

A pretty girl who is secretly a hoe.

Tina is a menser when she's around the football players.

by SworeLawrd March 12, 2020

Manser

The answer that a man gives to a woman that complicates a situation, when a simple "yes" or "no" will do

Woman: Does my butt look fat in these?
Manser: I don't know, does it?

by Twisty Stick April 21, 2016

manservation

The uncanny ability of some men to not notice, quickly forget or fail to react/respond to what is going on around them.

The child fell down the stairs and the house was in an uproar under the manservation of my husband. Meaning, my husbands brilliant response to the situation was to stay where he was, observe the resulting chaos and do nothing and inform no one. (p.s. The child is fine and lots of hugs and kiss were provided by the quick responding mother)

by Namaste_lfk September 20, 2017