Al: remember when you brought that ho over and she took out TV remote?
Fred: you mean Tammy?
Al: no not her
Fred: sorry man my ho memory isn't very good nowadays.
Fred: you mean Tammy?
Al: no not her
Fred: sorry man my ho memory isn't very good nowadays.
by Kaydabalab October 9, 2022

by Djfirehawk14 July 28, 2018

Memorial Day is a federal holiday in the United States for mourning the U.S. military personnel who have died while serving in the United States armed forces. It is observed on the last Monday of May at national cemeteries, by placing flowers and American flags on graves of military personnel. By the late 1800s, many more cities and communities observed Memorial Day, and several states had declared it a legal holiday. After World War I, it became an occasion for honoring those who died in all of America's wars and was then more widely established as a national holiday throughout the United States.
by Qi_87 May 31, 2022

by (Broken Love) September 24, 2020

the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week
by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024

by hahainyourface69 May 12, 2021

Meredith: Hey, sorry Im just checking up on Grey Sloan Memorial, any patients die?
April: No, but a intern and a nurse did!
April: No, but a intern and a nurse did!
by merstears November 11, 2020
