mademeowselle

a person who has an army of cats and the power of womanly destruction by slamming pictures of hannibal lecter on people.

person 1: “hey does that person seriously make their cat wear military uniforms?”
person 2: “must be a mademeowselle judging by that handful of hannibal lecter print outs..”
person 1: “we need to seek shelter now.”
person 2: “RUN.”

by mademeowselle June 6, 2024

Matematický seminář

Its a class where you ejaculate and beat your wiggle dinosaur under the table. The mathematical equations are soooooooooooo sexy. Its best to aim at the tablet because it is very hard to see the cum. The lessons are hard like my cock.

The teacher: Lukáši you are so good at matematický seminář
Lukáš: *beating his meat under the table* Thanks teacher
Tomáš: You are spraying it on me you dumbass monkey. Aim at the teacher

by Luk-kuk-puk-suk November 11, 2024

Maxim

This person is extremely homosexual, and attracted to men. Their 2 inch pecker gets rock hard whenever they see a picture of LeBron James.

"Dang, that guy is so gay. His name should be Maxim."

by bigkeyboard100 December 22, 2024

maximacovers

something or someone small that thinks they are big

oh your not maximacovers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jenni bybetti January 25, 2025

MatematikFessor

A Danish learning helper on a Danish math website. in the Trustpilot reviews he is known to Rape all who go and do math on the website.

MatematikFessor is raping me from behind, while my fish is looking in fear.

by DaddyFessor February 27, 2025

MakeMeViral

A phrase that is used to suggest that someone is an omnipotent god. It originated from a legendary Minecraft player commonly seen with laughingsaint17, another Minecraft myth.

MakeMeVIral is my goat

by SnckersDynamic March 16, 2025

maximiliahno

Maximiliahno... a name that commands attention, much like the man himself. Towering in stature and presence, he exudes a rare blend of magnetism and charisma that draws people in effortlessly. His handsome features are only matched by the undeniable warmth in his smile, a reflection of the trustworthiness and integrity that define him. Whether he walks into a room or graces a conversation, his aura is electric, leaving a lasting impression on everyone he meets. Maximiliahno isn’t just a name—it’s an experience, a force of nature wrapped in charm and confidence. If you’re lucky enough to know a Maximiliahno, hold on tight—because legends like him don’t come around often.

**Person 1:** *Dude, have you met Maximiliahno?*

**Person 2:** *Oh man, of course! That guy is unreal. He walks into a room, and boom—his **magnetism** just pulls everyone in.*

**Person 1:** *Right? It’s like he was born with this effortless **charisma**. He could talk to a rock, and even the rock would feel special.*

**Person 3:** *And let’s be real—he’s ridiculously **handsome**. Like, how is one guy allowed to have both looks AND personality?*

**Person 2:** *Not to mention he’s **tall** as hell. It’s like life just decided, "Yep, this one’s gonna be a legend."*

**Person 1:** *But it’s not just looks. He’s actually **trustworthy** too. You tell him something, and it’s locked away forever. No gossip, no drama—just solid loyalty.*

**Person 3:** *Exactly! And there’s just something about him... his **aura** is different. Like, you know he’s someone you can count on, but he’s also the guy everyone wants to be around.*

**Person 2:** *Bro, it’s the Maximiliahno effect. Once you meet him, you never forget him.* 😎🔥

by eizoxh March 20, 2025