Maury Math

When a ghetto hoe only has 4 kids but goes on the Maury Povich show with 12 potential baby daddies.

Nydia took me and my whole crew on Maury to find out who the father of DaShawn was. I guess that hoe done some Maury Math and she fucked all of us.

by TigerSkeet April 14, 2017

math class

Everything that means nothing

Train A leaves Boston at 6:00PM as the driver eats waffels and hashbrowns. Train B leaves Minneapolis traveling 110MPH while the driver headbangs to Enter Sandman. What is Driver A's favorite song?

by Drain Bameged January 2, 2004

Math Fetish

noun.
Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.

Teacher : "The opposite of an intregal is a derivative"
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"

Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."
Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"

by ihaveamathfetish October 12, 2009

math book

the real satanic bible

Beware of the math book

by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

do the math

Loosely means "It's pretty obvious"

You can have a 20" TV for $150, or a 30" for $170. You do the math.

by Judohobo April 7, 2005

fuck maths

Guys have mathematical rules on the ages of socially acceptable sexual partners (half your age plus seven is a good one).
To do fuck maths is to mathematically work out whether somebody falls within the age limits.

I'm 20 she's 16, which is not quite half my age plus seven. But I did the fuck maths and in 2 years I'll be 22 she'll be 18 which will make it OK.

by The Dangerous One August 11, 2005

JDM Math

The act of adding up individual horsepower gains from bolting on crappy JDM parts to your Honda

Hey dude, my Honda Civic is really fast now. I got an additional 6 horsepower, 3 from that JDM intake tube and 3 more from the JDM air filter.

Man, nice JDM math, but you car still sucks.

by DB from MO August 21, 2008