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Marcus the black man

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"
I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!
by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014
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Marcus the black man

A black man, usually known for creepy sightings and strange noises in the woods. Caution, if you are in the woods alone you might start hearing strange things like "the dark is as gay as night" or "dark metamorthithith or even a strange groan that sound like "hurrrdurrr no hablo español hurrrr"
I think I just encountered Marcus the black man!
by hitlers nipple the third June 21, 2014
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Marcus

Marcus Marcus Marcus!!!!!
Marcus is a sexy, funny, retarded guy with the best smile ever.
"Have you seen Marcus and Faith they are so cute!!!"
by Brazyboo August 17, 2018
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Markus Johnson

A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face
That’s a Markus Johnson run
by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018
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Marcus

A nigga who looks like e-40 and faps to hentai girls with large cocks , he also has a rapist dog that wont stop humping my fucking leg.
“Marcus is a fat nigga
I know right he’s always horny for some reason.”
by Ghostninja5567 May 16, 2019
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Marcus

A man with the smallest dick and ass. Mainly tortured by water.
Marcus is not mighty.
by Elementjhett May 25, 2019
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Marcus

A person who never leaves their house, and sleeps in their bed thinking about hentai.
Jane: Where’s Marcus?
Dylan: Probably sleeping again
by Uncrossed June 25, 2019
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