imbecile machine

an overly-lifted truck, often containing obnoxious, sexist decals, used to compensate for the driver's shortcomings.

that dude parked his imbecile machine in the middle of the parking lot at the donut shop

by MoronicArts February 12, 2023

netflix machine

A cheap console/streaming device used for the sole purpose of watching Netflix.

John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs

Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine

by matty b 69 May 3, 2018

Run Machine

Virat Kohli is popularly known as Run Machine of Cricket because he is known for making runs consistently everytime in every format. World hasn't seen any other player in the world having 50+ average in all the 3 formats. For his performance he has also got ICC Cricketer of Decade Award of 2010-20.

Run Machine Virat Kohli makes India win by hitting another fabulous ton.

by IamBoss9 January 15, 2021

Wank Machine

When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies

Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine

by LionLit200 December 3, 2016

Will Heyes machine

A lighter of any description.

"I needa burn some bud, pass us tha will heyes machine"

by Archibaldheyes July 10, 2018

snatch machine

A person who picks up lots of pussy. A person who is just out for themselves.

Damn that snatch machine just took my bitch.

by missohnfl January 11, 2011

Sex Machine

Someone who is available for sex 24/7 and gets used for sex.

“Damn that girl Madona is a real good sex machine.”

by Isaioh November 27, 2019