Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.

Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.

by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019

Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.

Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”

by Kirklovski March 9, 2023

Limp mog

To mog someone with your limp dick.

Jack: "yo my friend pulled out his dick to compare with me and I totally limp mogged him"
Brennen: "what the fuck gay ass nigga"

by ThiccSpoon October 23, 2025

Limp Lama

The act of putting your penis into the ass of a man or women (whichever you prefer) and having multiple orgasms repeatedly. You Cum so many times so that you actually become limp inside the anus of your partner. Then, once fully limp, vigerously thrust as fast as possible and time how long it takes to get a stiffy again. Whenever you pull out there should be a spit back of cum, just like a lama.

Dude, you wouldnt believe how good my Limp Lama was last night.

Hey babe, wanna try the Limp Lama?

I appreciate that Limp Lama we had the other night.

by feelingbored47 June 11, 2011

LIMP

Limp is an acronym for "Legends Immune to Mediocre Pussy." Limp is a noun referring to someone (typically a male) that would barely lift a finger to impress a woman (or anyone of interest). It is the opposite of a simp. What makes a limp special is their outright refusal put in any effort to attract women even if they would get something out of it. They even reject common chivalries on principle. This is a conscious effort enforced by the limp's values that encourage him to be anti.

I wish Jacob would get over himself. He says he wants a girlfriend but he won't even court a girl for whatever reason. He is such a limp.

by Strickerboy September 5, 2020

Limp

A really amazing guy at times. Falls for and caters to the most pos females but still love them anyways because all they want is to love and be loved and appreciated.. rough around the edges but a worth while project ♡

"He ain't no simp he's a limp!!"

by Sweetness bish November 19, 2023

limp dimf

A downward pertrudinf make genitalia or an elite word for limp dick

Come stroke my LIMP DIMF.

by Limp Dimf August 15, 2017