No Crimp Limp 

The no crimp limp originated in hip hop culture; when someone would get a new pair of kicks and not want to screw up the toe yet, they would walk without rolling their foot so that they wouldn't "crimp" the toe of the shoe.

He's walkin with the No Crimp Limp.

No Crimp Limp by Nick Broderick January 2, 2009

Dirty Pimp Limp 

A variation on bagpiping in which a man puts his throbbing stonker in the back of someones knee.

John: I met this bird at a party the other night. I took her home to smash her pasty but she was on the blob so I ended up giving her a dirty pimp limp.

Dave: Top drawer mate.

Dirty Pimp Limp by Doombadger October 27, 2010

gangsta limp 

When u gotta keep limping to keep your pants up because the gun in your drawes.

Recognize my bald head and my gangsta limp
Damn it feels good to be a pimp

gangsta limp by yanar May 3, 2006

tapping tip to getting limp 

sexual intercourse or having sex so much that the girl or man can’t walk straight

Yo my friend was at this guys house and she was tapping tip to getting limp!!!

tapping tip to getting limp by Honeymoney* November 25, 2017

turbo limp

A type of majestic movement that frequently occurs when a person acquires some kind of leg or foot injury. The rhythm in which it often flows, goes with a sort of kick, flop, bounce. It can be perceived as a rather amusing movement, in an ultracrepidarian's eyes. However this cannot be taken lightly, as it is a serious sport in Sweden, and will soon be introduced to the Olympics.

Catherine turbo limped to the bus stop, in order to not miss her bus with her friend, Lucy on it.

turbo limp by Ultracrepidarian May 17, 2017

afro limp 

When yo afro is limp

Hey man, you got afro limp all up ons me.

afro limp by BiffyTiffyLiffyff July 21, 2006

Chimp Limp 

Poor (black) man's Pimp Limp.

Lord Edric: Say, Sambo, have you hurt your leg?
Samb: No, massa, jus' doin' ma chimp limp

Chimp Limp by Wlady August 24, 2011