by Rich Tea 😎 🤑 September 28, 2021
Get the JJ lie tiesmug. When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.
a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"
by idontlikemushrooms December 13, 2012
Get the Personal Panic Liemug. by von groovy September 14, 2019
Get the nipples don't liemug. 
(Noun) A phrase for the disappointment that immediately crosses your mind upon realizing that Edmund Pevensie greatly exaggerated the taste of the candy known as, Turkish Delight.
When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.
When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.
“I was expecting the taste of Turkish Delight to change my life, but instead I tasted a Turkish De-Lie!”
“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”
“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”
by JosieTheWitch February 23, 2023
Get the Turkish De-Liemug. A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.
Examples of "White Bearded Lie":
If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.
Yes fluffy will go to heaven.
If you lie your nose will grow long.
Too much TV will make your eyes go square.
Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.
If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.
Yes fluffy will go to heaven.
If you lie your nose will grow long.
Too much TV will make your eyes go square.
Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.
by Santas little helper September 11, 2012
Get the White Bearded Liemug. A Philism used to fill a lull in conversation or as a pathetic comeback to a derogatory quip. Most often used excessively in conjunction with “what are you doing?”
Phil: Mike what are you doing?
Mike: Checking out Craig’s list
Phil: Dude don’t lie
Dan: Phil was so drunk he took point with the FUF again.
Phil: Dude don’t lie she had a good personality.
Mike: Checking out Craig’s list
Phil: Dude don’t lie
Dan: Phil was so drunk he took point with the FUF again.
Phil: Dude don’t lie she had a good personality.
by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004
Get the Dude don't liemug.