left-winger

someone who critisizes america for "breaking the geneva convention" while terrorists kill civillians.

Left Winger: those horrible racists at Guantonamo Bay are using the koran as toilet paper.

Terrorist: if you elect John Kerry we won't attack again for four years.

(for the left winger's reading this, the terrorist means he will continue to gather funds until the next election when he will scare you into submission again)

by PC daddy June 25, 2005

left hand salute

Knowingly showing disrespect to an authority figure....not in the U.S. Military.

When the new boss starts barking orders, you respond with a half -ass left hand salute while replying “Yes Mam, I mean sir”

by MattMurdockEsq May 13, 2018

left on red

when you text someone and then ,then they don't text you back when they've obviously seen the text.

i texted her to days ago and she always checks her phone
" then you got left on red. move on."

by maekaelaygi rl April 4, 2020

Left Rule

a rule created in which 2 people kiss, and turn their heads to the left, rather then the normal right.

even though it may be odd at first, it seems to be much better.

once you learn the "left rule" you will never want to go back to any other way.

by Ricky Frank November 10, 2007

Left Foot Of Democracy

To get rid of someone, usually by firing them or evicting them, or in some other way "show them the door" (and don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!)

Typically used when they get rid of someone in a hurry as opposed to a long, drawn out legal process. Being forcibly removed from a job or home by the police or being ordered out.

Although the net effect is the same, this is substantially more abrupt and nasty than being terminated, evicted or separated from a job.

"I thought you were supposed to be at work?"
"I ruined a big job and they gave me the left foot of democracy."

I had a big party again last week; today when I came home from work all my things were outside and the locks were changed. The landlord gave me the left foot of democracy, but my rent was only 3 months overdue.

by Old Radio Collector December 20, 2009

left toe

Frankies Favorite Toe

Frankie: You know whats better than icecream? My left toe

by Random826391 August 4, 2016

Left Lane Gang

Truckers who illegally drive in the left lane of the highway, leading up to fines and jail time. Because of the penalties for driving this lane, Truck Drivers avoid it at all cost.

That dam truck is in the money lane again. He must be a member of the Left Lane Gang.

by Iceman224 September 16, 2018