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Lance

The name lance means a gay bottom aka a twink. When someones name is lance they are most likely a twink and shall be referred to that way. The twinkiest combined last name would be lotts. Lance A lotts slayer of dragons and men.
“Oh look theres lance”

“Lance lotts”?
“Yeah”
Oh damn hes the biggest twink ever”
by Cronkbeech October 17, 2019
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Lance Stroll

Lance stroll is the sweetest underrated f1 driver there is, he is known for being called “daddys money” due to his loving relationship with his father, Lawrence Stroll, but despite this Lance is the most genuine person on the grid, hes aware he comes from money and is thankful for his dad. I love lance stroll.
person without a living father - “lance stroll is a shit driver, daddys money. 🤡🤡”

“nope. hes a humble guy, who deserves the world ❤️”
by jaasminee! July 31, 2023
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Lance Burton

You lure a hot chick to participate in a new magic trick. You place a red blanket over the hottie and only expose her toes (after you take his shoes and socks off due to a foot fetish)

You then magically make the hottie levitate while ramming your thumb up her ass. The chick may scream “oh my ass or Lance Burton’s thumb is in my ass” and you must laugh this off while showing off two perfect replicas of your hands (which are wired to your suit) which proves you cannot have your thumb up the chicks ass
I gave that bitch a Lance Burton in front of her parents at thier Christmas Eve party
by Jmrbonzo March 25, 2009
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butt lancer

A derogatory term for a gay man, similar to a butt pirate.
Rumor has it, that Tom Cruise is a closet Butt Lancer.
by Brian in SD September 23, 2006
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Lanced

To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

served owned caught found found out hated
They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

served owned caught found found out hated
by Smashers242 January 16, 2013
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Lance

You spell like lance
by ChickenIsGood6969 March 7, 2019
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Lance

A large flexing specimen that is typically found in the swamp. A Lance is an incredibly rare specimen. Lance’s have large diesels and can be found to drive a Toyota Tundra. Lance’s are very dependable and always willing to mow your lawn or build you a fire. But never make a Lance angry for they are quick to blow their top
Dude, Lance looks like John Cena with his new buzz cut!
by DankToyota April 28, 2019
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