The Lancastrian Danger Scale

It can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which Lancastrians are experiencing.

The scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations.

1: What is that?

2: T'ah fuck is that?

3: Fuck That!

4: Fuck!!

5: Fuck this shit i'm out...

C'mon now t'ah fuck is that smell of piss in me room?
2 on the Lancastrian Danger scale - moderate to low risk.

by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016

Izzy lancshire

A dirty minded person who is quite but when u get to know her she is very much a bully to poor Henry and has an amazing sister also she has many toothbrushes

Izzy lancshire was vigerous to Henry

by Vibrating mr Ashton September 10, 2018

The Lance The Lance

A Sexy Shobert.

You are like the lance the lance, big cock. many niggers

by Sheriff Shaq December 9, 2019

The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

by Senica Boys February 8, 2020

Crazy Lacy Syndrome

Is a syndrome for any person named Lacey/Lacy/laci. Usually presents in a female who is known to hide or conceal another parties property in preventing them from leaving a residence or location. They can be manipulative, identify as the victim in many scenarios along with yelling or loud shrieks. The syndrome can evolve into CLS2 which is crazy Lacy syndrome 2 where the person named Lacy/laci/lacey will then enter another parties home unannounced to retrieve property they believe is there’s. They may also leave passive aggressive notes.

Dude my girl hid my keys last night from me, turns out she had crazy Lacy syndrome!

by Larry fisher May 2, 2022

Steve Lacy

Steve Lacy is one of the best Singer, Guitarist, and Record Producer. He's also featured of the song Pride by Kendrick Lamar. He's also featured of Tyler, The Creator "911/Mr. Lonely." He's legit one of the greatest.
His fans are mostly from tiktok (pussilanimousses), where they only know 3 songs, which are the famous ones. It's Dark Red, Static, and Bad Habit where they only know one part, "I wish I knew you wanted me." They only know 15 seconds of the song.
He's one of the goats fr.

His albums are:
Steve Lacy's Demo
Apollo XXI
The Lo-Fis (my favorite)
Gemini rights

Rick: Who's this Steve Lacy guy?
Carl: He's a singer, songwriter, and a song producer who had a concert back in 2022 who broke a fan's phone and said to the other fan who requested but he replied, "Can you shut up?"
Rick: That's one badass

by DiekRyder August 1, 2023

food-a-lanche

Derived from the word avalanche, a food-a-lanche is what happens when someone opens the door to a refrigerator and food containers tumble out onto the floor. This situation commonly arises when a refrigerator is packed full and items have been carelessly stacked.

I went to get a fresh beer, and when I opened the fridge, *BAM* I was caught in a food-a-lanche. A jar of pickles bounced off my toe, and I had to pick up a bunch of ketchup packets and leftovers. One of these days I've gotta rearrange all the stuff on the top shelf.

by hipsterbeyotch March 4, 2012